How to get a family of 5 ready to leave the house in an hour

If you are like me, this is the biggest challenge of my day. (and let me note that the title of this blog has changed from in 5 minutes-to in 30 minutes- to less than an hour to an hour). First, I should have a tape recording of myself saying "hurry up" "mommy's in a hurry" "we are late" and just let my children carry it with them. It would save them from having to actually listen to me. And I would possibly save my voice and a little sanity. My life is spent trying desperately to get my family out of my house on time. So here are the steps I have found work

1. Wake up by 8:00 a.m. (even if you are leaving at 11:00- just in case something happens)
2. Feed breakfast (breakfast bars are quick and not messy)-15 minutes- my children tend to talk constantly at this meal- maybe it is the 8 hours of being quiet that builds up to consistent chatter, but I love it!
3. Remind family we are leaving by 9:00- that is in less than an hour-child question, "Is that long?" Answer, "Not real long."- 3 minutes
3. Make coffee - 2 minutes (could save time if set up the night before but I never remember)
4. Nurse baby while checking email- 10 minutes
5. Set out clothes for oldest two- 3 minutes (counting on all clothes being put away, if not and you are digging through dirty laundry baskets- add two minutes)-they can get dressed while showering
6. Shower-5 minutes
7. Get dressed-3 minutes (whatever does not have stains on it)
8. Hair and makeup- 5 minutes (we are on a time schedule here)
9. Get baby dressed- count on blow out so this makes about 8 minutes for total clean up
10. Give 2 minute warning to get out door- GET SHOES ON!
11. Throw diapers in diaper bag and wipes and extra outfit.- 1 minute
12. Grab cup of coffee and a piece of gum (often run out of time for full 2 minute brushing)- 1 minute
13. Out the door
Total time: 58 minutes (60 if clothes are not put away)
To be honest, it is amazing we actually go anywhere ladies. I am ready for a nap just reading through this. And just hope your husband is able to get himself ready!

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